We Apologize For The Delay

We at Critical Errors--that'd be me--apologize for the lack of content you have no doubt been crazing for lo these past several weeks.  I have been in the process of moving my family to a new homestead, and as such have had little time or energy for reading/watching/using/eating.  Even less for writing about it.

But good news!  The moving process is now winding down and I've got some items in the hopper I am eager to critique and share with the unsuspecting interwebbing public.

In the meantime, to whet you appetite, here is a brief review of the aforementioned new homestead, in the style of a real estate listing (and what they really mean).

Spacious and roomy (cavernous), this three bedroom two bath ranch style (non-descript tract) home was built in 1977 (old) and boasts plenty of great natural light (no overhead lighting).  Mature landscaping in the front and backyards is teeming with exotic plants (weeds) and flowers (which are poisonous).  The home backs up to one of the best middle schools in town (noise, traffic).  The cozy (small) galley-style (narrow) kitchen has newer cabinets and granite(like) countertops.  Home also features a wood burning stove (which you can never use because the EPA will hunt you down), central heat, two car garage (which you will never be able to fit one car into due to your recent appearance on Hoarders), and new water heater.

I kid, though.  We love our new place.  I mean seriously love it...despite the lack of overhead lighting and poisonous flowers which I spent this afternoon removing with extreme predjudice.  It sure beats our old two bedroom two bath charmer (cracker box sized) with potential (kiss your weekends goodbye) and acerage (untameable jungle) close to shopping (highway running through front yard).